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Bojangles 

A bouncing male package. Usually when a guy wears sweat pants or basketball shorts (any loose/thin material), you can see his package bouncing around.

It got its name from the song Mr. Bojangles:
"I knew a man Bojangles and he danced for you ..."
Check out the Bojangles on that guy!

One could also just start singing the song to alert their friends without necessarily pointing out or bringing attention to the fact you're checking out someone's package.
Bojangles by Timmy T28 January 19, 2009

Binglesponker 

This group of people are being quite Binglesponker right now.

Bohangles 

Normally it is spelled and said Bojangles, a fast food chicken restaruant in North and South Carolina. But you pronunced it Bohangles with a spanish flair because all the people who there are mexican and don't speak a lot of english.
Dude, i'm starving wanna get some Bohangles?
Bohangles by nadolifesaver February 26, 2009

bojingle 

When someone is so fat when they stop walking it takes longer for their stomach and ass to catch up, the equivalent of the 20th ripple after throwing a rock in a pond.
Damn look at the bojingle in that chicks ass.
bojingle by noname14 January 23, 2014

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

boinkleson 

a person who is quite boinky and sploinkt. quite similar to a hurglet!
boinkleson by thehurgletguy February 1, 2023