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the number of million times per second a processor can do absolutely nothing.
My processor runs at 2000 BogoMips when idle...
BogoMip by gezï January 14, 2008
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bogomips 

Bogomips is a measurement provided in the Linux operating system that indicates in a relative way how fast the computer processor runs. The program that provides the measurement is called BogoMips. Written by Linus Torvalds, the main developer of Linux, BogoMips can indicate when you boot a computer whether the system options have been specified for optimum performance. You compare the bogomips for your computer with what they ought to be for your computer's particular type of processor. Torvalds named the program BogoMips (for "bogus (or fake) MIPs") to suggest that performance measurements between two computers can be misleading because not all contributing factors are stated or even understood. Although MIPS (millions of instructions per second) has been frequently used in computer benchmarks, it's agreed that the variation of context tends to make the measurement misleading. Bogomips measures how many times the processor goes through a particular programming loop in a second.

BogoMIPS is built into some versions of Linux. It also exists as a stand-alone application program that you can download from certain Web sites. In July, 2004, Wintermute, a self-declared hacker site, reported that its server had achieved 3578.26 bogomips on a computer with an AMD Athlon microprocessor operating at 1,792 MHz.
Wow, your processor must be amazing to be running at 4000 bogomips!
bogomips by pixelkitty September 29, 2004
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bogomite 

a downward hanging booga, from the latin 'bogoma'
I've got a bogomite hanging in me nozzer
bogomite by Gus Noswell January 29, 2004
A person with this name is known to have the biggest dick in the group. He’s hot, ultra sexy and seducing.
- Damn, is that Bogomil?!? I want to suck this 35 cm cock.
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Bogomil (Male) 

When Bogomil is used as a male name it means the person has massive monster cock. He’s seducing, hot and a really good fucker.
- Is that Bogomil (Male) ??? I really want him to fuck me like a slut
Bogomil (Male) by baddiesarah November 21, 2021
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