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Bogdanning 

Bogdanning is a term used to describe the actions of a sport coach, in particular football(soccer). Bogdanning includes but not limited to:
1. Making bad substitutions
2. Putting your worse players on the field at the same time, often playing them on the same side of the field
3. Signing an overweight, slow friend, whose attitude offends every other player on the team.
4. Despite your friend not coming to any practices, insist on starting him and putting him in vital positions such as last defender
5. Changing team tactics and formation halfway through the game, resulting in disastrous play on the field
6. consulting with others about what the line-up should be and agreeing to a line-up, only to change it completely at the start of the game
"Moyes just took out Rooney, RVP and Carrick and he's putting in Young, Giggs and Anderson. And they're two goals down!!! He's Bogdanning it!!"
Bogdanning by Cantona7 December 11, 2013
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mind-bogdanning 

mind-bogdanning (mind-BOG · dan · ing). 1. Adj. To be in a state of complete incomprehension and bewilderment, usually in response to liberal hypocrisy or something BJ (left fielder for Infidels Softball) has said or done. 2. A state of awe when BJ informs you of his financial position. Only effective on weak-minded and horny females that can’t remember the last time they had any cock, so they’ll settle for anything.
“Ted Kennedy’s position to raise minimum wages to $10 an hour is completely mind-bogdanning.”

“It is mind-bogdanning that BJ missed the cutoff man again on the relay to third base.”

“It wasn’t the alcohol, she was mind-bogdanned when he said how much his 401k is worth.”

Verb. “BJ totally mind-bogdanned her as he casually mentioned his GS-15 status within the federal government.”
mind-bogdanning by 84 Cavalier October 19, 2008
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beer bogganing 

The common Canadian practice of consuming alcoholic beverages and tobogganing on local hills, an important rite of passage into high school for many Canadian students.
I went beer bogganing once and can attest to the fun of it. I fell down and hurt myself, but not too badly.
beer bogganing by Greg Wester January 15, 2006

Bogdaning 

Bogdaning is when you and your friend repeatedly replay “The Bogdan Problem” heist over and over again.
Yeah man let’s do some bogdaning tonight
Bogdaning by Shadow_Ruzza March 10, 2024