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Bidening 

Joe Biden-ing someone means being around them at all times, until you are the only choice.

Joe Bidening to be there, just be there, be the last single on the dance floor so you are the only choice for single boy or girl at the end of the night
Joe Biden-ing to be there, just be there. I’m joe Bidening his/her ass.
Bidening by SandyPants November 30, 2020

Bidening 

The act of wearing your mask on one ear, as a place to store it, so it will be easier to place on your face and protect those around you.
Since he had to take his mask off to drink a beer at a socially distant event Jimmy was Bidening.
Bidening by JasonC.Rutgers November 7, 2020

The Bidening 

Bidening is whenever each day, month or year, you bear a similar resemblance to Joe Biden, such as a increased sense of smell when close to someone, lack of attention to professional work and a bigger attention span to under 18 years activities such as pursuing a ice cream truck, as well as a mental stroke during speech that goes into something else, and much more.
Symptoms Of The Bidening

Joey Aramaic has been subjected to the presence of current president of United States Of America, Joe Biden for 4 hours. Several days later he has accumulated a disregard for one's personal space and a increased scent detection upon smelling down someone's neck. Subject will be examined completely until they have reached the complete Bidening.
The Bidening by Coilscar July 17, 2022

Joe Bidening

When you take a shower with one or more of your children and rock back and forth doing the helicopter with your genitals and smiling at your child like Joe Biden.
Jim: Hey Sarah did you here what happened to Jeffree?
Sarah: No I did not
Jim: His father gave him a Joe Bidening yesterday.
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jim: I know he said it swung around in the water like a fishing motor.
Joe Bidening by The masked scrotum November 17, 2022

Boddening 

Saying that you're going to fight someone and then not showing up.
Griffin: This dude was supposed to meet me here after he said he wanted to fight. It's been three hours and he still isn't here.

Noah: Looks like he's boddening us. That's not acceptable
Boddening by Hunter Kiernan March 18, 2022

Bidening 

verb suggesting a candidate based primarily on the color of their skin, sex, age, or the sexual preference; apposed to picking the most qualified person.
don’t accuse me of Bidening you I am giving the promotion to Tom he has the most seniority.
Bidening by AngryKillerBees July 23, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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