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Fake Betch
A person who doesn't treat you well and wants to use you ether for status or attention
Popularised by Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings (the drummer and the lead singer in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a tour video where they are sitting in a boat and talking about fake betches
Popularised by Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings (the drummer and the lead singer in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a tour video where they are sitting in a boat and talking about fake betches
Fake Betch by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020
botch era
The TRUE current era of professional wrestling. For 20 years, since 2000, all that has truly mattered in wrestling, has been Brock Lesnar, Batista, Bill Goldberg, Randy Orton, Triple H, John Cena, and Hulk Hogan. B.O.T.C.H. It is a botched era of wrestling, dominated by the same performers, over and over and over. Once in awhile the WWE will throw in a couple other guys to distract you from what is really going on (Ziggler, Sandow, Barrett, Ambrose, Reigns, Nakamura, Kennedy), but they will always revert back to the same 6-8 corporately safe, boring, predictable, banal performers. For example, Batista coming back in 2014 to automatically win the 2014 Royal Rumble, and Hulk Hogan hosting Raw in 2021 promoting his H PHONE. Wrestling can't and will not get better until all of these guys stop, retire, or die. PERIOD.
All that truly matters in wrestling is Brock, Orton, HHH, Cena, and Hogan. Welcome to the Botch Era!
Cena wins again?! Come on!
What did you expect, it's the Botch Era.
Did you know that from 2000-2015 there was a 50% chance that Cena, Orton, or Triple H were in the main event of every single PPV produced by WWE? How good could a show be using 3 guys over and over and over and over?
Duh, it's the Botch Era.
Cena wins again?! Come on!
What did you expect, it's the Botch Era.
Did you know that from 2000-2015 there was a 50% chance that Cena, Orton, or Triple H were in the main event of every single PPV produced by WWE? How good could a show be using 3 guys over and over and over and over?
Duh, it's the Botch Era.
Boesch
the act of fornication
bortchilism
1. My friend just snorted bloody apple juice out of her nose. Now I have bortchilism.
2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?
2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?
bortchilism by Elliot1670 January 24, 2011
Betch
A young woman who wears ugg boots, uses fake tanner, generally wears too much makeup and uses the word "Whet" frequently in conversation. Can be seen in the highest frequency at most of today's large city college campuses.
Person A: Oh my god, did you see that betch? Ooompa Loompa Ooompadity doo
Person B: I've got another Puzzle for you!
Person A: I tried to get on the green line in Boston but...
Person B: But what? Too many betches??????
Person A: ....yes
Person B: I've got another Puzzle for you!
Person A: I tried to get on the green line in Boston but...
Person B: But what? Too many betches??????
Person A: ....yes
Betch by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008
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