Boehnered

An adjective describing a person who fails to deliver on anything while trash talking like he is the most powerful person in the country.

If you negotiate with me there is a probability that you will get boehnered and be left very unsatisfied.

by rover December 23, 2012

Boehner

Adjective: Synonymous with smegma or dick cheese.

The uncircumcised patient pulled back his foreskin, revealing a mother lode of sticky, smelly Boehner.

by Illegitimate President Trump January 6, 2011

John Boehner

The current minority leader of the US House of Representatives. AKA Mr. No. Any concept promoted by the opposition party, regardless of potential merit, is consistently deemed by Boehner as a non-starter. Regardless of the initiative, Boehner's alternate solution is always "tax cut". His apparent contributions regarding any useful initiatives within government are obscure or non-existent to date. Unless taking up space, breathing, and saying "no" qualify as a useful contributions...he may be at least holding his own.

Hey John Boehner!!!! That poor bastard next to you is choking to death! Can't you give him some help! Sure! I'll give him a tax cut!

by Ishke February 18, 2009

bonered up

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.

Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.

by Mike O December 7, 2005

hot and bothered

To become sexually aroused to the point where you are unable to think clearly.

I got the mad flow that makes all the ladies get hot and bothered.

by DB September 18, 2004

John Boehner tears

Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.

Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?

Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!

by Dash McDasherton December 14, 2010

Can't be bothered

When you really aren't in the mood to do something, generally because you are tired, feeling lazy or it's not important

Person 1: "Do you want to go the gym today?"
Person 2: "No, I really can't be bothered."
Person 1: "Why not?"
Person 2: "I'm really just not in the mood today."

by NadNadNad November 6, 2011