A "Bocaneala-chan/Bocaneala-kun" is a person of mexican/indian descent wich betrays his friends to have intimate relations with "females" (femboys), this person can be associated with having a "solid build" they can be identified by they're cat ears and tigh highs socks while also wearing a sombrero and having a mustache resembling the ethnicity they come from. They can also be associated with a GelukuMLG, you can also say they are its offspring.
"Dude how can you just ghost us for those femboys, you are such a Bocaneala-chan/Bocaneala-kun"
"Have you seen that Bocaneala-chan/Bocaneala-kun? I heard his behind is VERY sore from last night"
A "Bocaneala-chan" is a person that prefers a certain type of male individual who'm dress more feminin and like wearing tails and cat ears. A "Bocaneala-chan" most times when is not engaging in social interactions loves wearing the same things although he will most certainly decline those claims
He is different than all the other guys u know. He is smart, funny, hardworking and determined. He likes to rave, workout and eat pasta, plus he is the sexiest man you have ever seen in your life.
Him: Who has the biggest dick?
Me: Manuel Catano Lopez Bocanegra Bravo
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!