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Someone that is too stupid for their own good
You see that guy Garry? Yeah he is a Bobnut alright.
Bobnut by DirtyTreeRat July 26, 2022
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Bobneutralphobia 

Watch out for people named Bobby, because you may have this phobia. Bobneutralphobia is the fear of the neutral face of a person named Bobby. Their neutral or 'resting' face stares right into your soul and may scar you for life. Symptoms of the phobia include feeling uncomfortable around the neutral face of a person named 'Bobby' and having the image of their neutral face in your mind 24/7.
Person 1: "Holy fuck, I can't get Bobby's neutral face out of my mind. He really just stares into my soul."
Person 2: "Man, you probably have Bobneutralphobia."
Bobneutralphobia by uumiko May 11, 2021
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A person with an extremely high voice and is very camp
Simon jones is a bit bodnuts!
A doughnut that's been on my boner.
What's better than a donut? It's a Bonut.
What's a Bonut you ask? It's a donut that's been on my Boner.
Who's my Boner?
It's me Danny Laduke.
Bonut by Nate Tectonics May 14, 2006

Jim Bob Nut Calamity

The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.
David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.

bombnutsular 

to react as if an explosive charge has been detonated in your genital region. note the root words "bomb" and "nuts".
Carl went totally bombnutsular when he discovered his car had been stolen.
bombnutsular by jnice May 19, 2008
Two donuts with the inside of a burger between them. meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato, etc.. a part of the act of combining two foods to make one, similar to Wafflacos (Waffle Tacos).
Not to be confused with the nuts of someone named Beau.
Two Krispy Kreme Donuts with a Baconator filling would be considered quite the Bonutz
Bonutz by Tri-O April 15, 2010
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