Watch out for people named Bobby, because you may have this
phobia. Bobneutralphobia is the
fear of the neutral face of a person named Bobby. Their neutral or 'resting' face stares right into your
soul and may scar you for life. Symptoms of the phobia include feeling uncomfortable around the neutral face of a person named 'Bobby' and having the image of their neutral face in your mind 24/7.
Person 1: "Holy fuck, I can't
get Bobby's neutral face out of my mind. He
really just stares into my
soul."
Person 2: "Man, you probably have Bobneutralphobia."