Boblib 

Boblib is a terrible virus that will attack your body at once. The affects from the Boblib virus is you will firstly have a spasm attack on the floor, then you may have your body parts fall off and the rest will grow way too much hair. When you look like a monkey with body parts on the floor, if you go close to someone you will die from another terrible spasm attack. The way you get this virus is if you touch a Vegan (it will be very bad if you touch that vegan teacher).

"oh hey man I accidently bumped into a Vegan today and I immediately had a spasm attack, do you know why?"
"OH NO YOU HAVE THE BOBLIB VIRUS"
*his arms fall off*

Boblib by YEEEEEYeyeyeYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE January 1, 2021

boboiboy 

BoBoiBoy is a Malaysian cartoon following a boy who can control elements. His friends also have their own powers. Together, they fight to protect planet earth

Person 1 : Have you ever seen BoBoiBoy?
Person 2 : No. What's that?

Person 1 : *pulls out powerpoint* I'm glad you asked.

boboiboy by SupportMalaysianAnimation November 28, 2019

boblin 

A person who is very mean to infants. Usually tries to poop on them.

That boblin tried to poop on my little sister!

boblin by iheartjesus May 23, 2007

Bobli

(adj.) Used to describe someone who has achieved the highest level of seftness possible.
(n.) Someone who never goes anywhere, but only stops by.
(n.) Someone who refuses to attend a cockfest, since he is constantly in the company of fine women.
(n.) Someone who claims to be at a party.

Brian: Look at me, im soooooooooooooooooooooo seft mannn
Michael: yes you are such a bobli.

Michael: Hey Brian, are you gonna come over my house later?
Brian: I dont know, I might stop by.
Michael: Ok bobli.

Michael: Dude come watch the hangover with us.
Brian: No mannnnn, i dont wanna have a cockfest.
Michael: Dude dont be such a bobli.

Michael: Brian, what are you doing tonight?
Bobli: Im going to this intense party man.
Michael: Your cousins bar mitzvah?
Bobli: No man............maybe..........yes.....man imma deck you.
Michael: Wow bobli.

Bobli by Briansmom February 6, 2010

bolibompa dragon

a gay ass dragon that likes and kidnaps children and works under radio kartellen

mom: watch out for the bolibompa dragon he kidnaps childeren ya know

bolibompa dragon by neckwrangler69 January 14, 2022

Boblilf 

*Boblilf is not a person, but an acronym for Broken Off Barbie Leg I'd Like to Fuck. However, as a word, boblilf has many meanings...

(n)Anyone who is so extremely sexually deprived that he or she must resort to bizarre methods in order to acheive sexual pleasure and satisfaction. Some of these freakish techniques include making a fake pussy with a plastic baggy and vasoline, tampons up the rear,electric toothbrushes,and frolicking in an open field naked.
(n) The act of sticking random objects up one's rear.
(v) To forcefully shove any random object up one's rear.
(v) To perform a sexual act with oneself that may be considered very very VERY strange.

(n) Oh lordie! That lad who is putting a flagpole up his rear is a total boblilf.

(v) I don't want to touch these drumsticks...Freddie was definitely boblilfing them last night.

Boblilf by Sally Doobop June 28, 2006

Boblino 

A name for a cute dog ( a combination of the word bobbles and bambino )

A very adorable dog.

Aww your dog is such a boblino

Boblino by The smoth November 30, 2020