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(adj.) Used to describe someone who has achieved the highest level of seftness possible.
(n.) Someone who never goes anywhere, but only stops by.
(n.) Someone who refuses to attend a cockfest, since he is constantly in the company of fine women.
(n.) Someone who claims to be at a party.
Brian: Look at me, im soooooooooooooooooooooo seft mannn
Michael: yes you are such a bobli.

Michael: Hey Brian, are you gonna come over my house later?
Brian: I dont know, I might stop by.
Michael: Ok bobli.

Michael: Dude come watch the hangover with us.
Brian: No mannnnn, i dont wanna have a cockfest.
Michael: Dude dont be such a bobli.

Michael: Brian, what are you doing tonight?
Bobli: Im going to this intense party man.
Michael: Your cousins bar mitzvah?
Bobli: No man............maybe..........yes.....man imma deck you.
Michael: Wow bobli.
Bobli by Briansmom February 6, 2010
Words you can keep

Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca 

You were no match for my 3 years of spanish
Tommyinnit: I just enabled my hacks
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA
Related Words

bobalicious 

when your bubble tea tastes nice.
This bubble tea is bobalicious :D

Bibliophile 

A person that collects or greatly loves books
"when I said I was a bibliophile, I almost got arrested."
Bibliophile by Jaenae January 5, 2017

Anthropodermic bibliopegy 

Binding books with human skin. The practice was extremely popular in Christian societies starting as early as 100 BC. The practice continues even today especially in the making of children's books, such as Clifford the Big Red Dog.
Mitch: Sarah, you have nice skin.
Sarah: Mitch, you make my nipples so hard!
Mitch: Anthropodermic bibliopegy with my penis!

bibliosex 

The act of having sex within a library.
1.) The librarian almost caught us having bibliosex.

2.) Sorry I'm late, I was just having mad bibliosex with Rita.

bibliographobia 

The fear of bibliographies
Teacher: I expect you to hand in the assignment along with a bibliography.
Student: Sorry miss, I can't do a bibliography, I have bibliographobia.
bibliographobia by isthatglueonyourlip September 10, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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