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(adj.) Used to describe someone who has achieved the highest level of seftness possible.
(n.) Someone who never goes anywhere, but only stops by.
(n.) Someone who refuses to attend a cockfest, since he is constantly in the company of fine women.
(n.) Someone who claims to be at a party.
Brian: Look at me, im soooooooooooooooooooooo seft mannn
Michael: yes you are such a bobli.

Michael: Hey Brian, are you gonna come over my house later?
Brian: I dont know, I might stop by.
Michael: Ok bobli.

Michael: Dude come watch the hangover with us.
Brian: No mannnnn, i dont wanna have a cockfest.
Michael: Dude dont be such a bobli.

Michael: Brian, what are you doing tonight?
Bobli: Im going to this intense party man.
Michael: Your cousins bar mitzvah?
Bobli: No man............maybe..........yes.....man imma deck you.
Michael: Wow bobli.
Bobli by Briansmom February 6, 2010
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Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca 

You were no match for my 3 years of spanish
Tommyinnit: I just enabled my hacks
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA
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Anthropodermic bibliopegy 

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Mitch: Sarah, you have nice skin.
Sarah: Mitch, you make my nipples so hard!
Mitch: Anthropodermic bibliopegy with my penis!

bibliosex 

1.) The librarian almost caught us having bibliosex.

2.) Sorry I'm late, I was just having mad bibliosex with Rita.

bibliographobia 

The fear of bibliographies
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Student: Sorry miss, I can't do a bibliography, I have bibliographobia.