boblin 

A person who is very mean to infants. Usually tries to poop on them.

That boblin tried to poop on my little sister!

boblin by iheartjesus May 23, 2007

boblin 

An untrustworthy, fake person. Usually a cold hearted bitch that looks like a goblin.

Me: “What a boblin.”

boblin by halee.bee December 18, 2017

Boblin 

A person who think they can do anything but really they can't. It seems the only two things they are good at is 1 losing job and two failing at everything possible.

if you see a boblin walking your way turn the other and run.

Boblin by GoGurterHuman December 27, 2021

Boiling denim 

When you find various fine, or tattered, under-bridge denims (or possibly from the sewers), boiling denim is the process of sanitizing them. This works best in a water-filled denim pot on a hotplate. Obviously, you finish them on the radiator.

Charlie was boiling denim again. When is he going to stop foraging under bridges for eggs and denims?

Boiling denim by Nightman96024 April 27, 2020

nut bowling

A competitive game of dropping your nut sack into a pool table pocket. The balder the better. Normally played by 2 people.

Daryl and Benny were competing in a ferocious game of nut bowling when Jo busted them. Daryl, put your fukin balls away!!

nut bowling by nutb April 29, 2012

You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.

Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"

You be epic bowling ball by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT October 9, 2019

take the skinheads bowling 

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....

take the skinheads bowling by Count de Monet May 30, 2011