Boat Shoes

Foot attire generally worn by individuals possessing small penises, large egos, and a trust fund courtesy of their parents. Boat shoes are usually seen being sported by yuppies and other terrible people. Boston college accounts for the majority of boat shoe sales.

"Dude do you like my new boat shoes?"

"Absolutely not, but while you're at it grab a vineyard vines shirt and go down to city side tavern"

by Apefart November 17, 2015

Boats & [Hoes]

Obviously a boat full of hoes! included in the movie step brothers

Il do you in the bottom while your drinking sangrea, natchos and lemon heads on my dads boat, you wont sink becuase my dick can float! Boats & hoes

by XlukeX December 16, 2008

Boatshoes Peterson

Something to call someone when they're being super gay.

Joey: Yo Chad, that guy is a real Boatshoes Peterson!
Chad: Yeah, look at him go!

by Kenny the Tiger July 10, 2018

BoatShoes

The way people with thick Italian accents say "both of you" or "both of yous."

"boatshoes need to hurry up."

by viciousOT May 15, 2010

Boats & Hoes

white boy riding in a 85' Cadillac De Ville

"Bro did you see them boats & hoes?!"

"Hell yeah! that car is legit!"

by white BOI haha March 22, 2009

Boatshots

When you’re on choppy waters and your boat is flinging you up and down.

Chris: Dang Michael, why is this boat so choppy? It’s hurting my ass.
Michael: Nah, it’s just some Boatshots

by frizlet July 28, 2025