Boat Shoes
Foot attire generally worn by individuals possessing small penises, large egos, and a trust fund courtesy of their parents. Boat shoes are usually seen being sported by yuppies and other terrible people. Boston college accounts for the majority of boat shoe sales.
"Dude do you like my new boat shoes?"
"Absolutely not, but while you're at it grab a vineyard vines shirt and go down to city side tavern"
"Absolutely not, but while you're at it grab a vineyard vines shirt and go down to city side tavern"
Boat Shoes by Apefart November 17, 2015
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