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Boat Shoes 

Foot attire generally worn by individuals possessing small penises, large egos, and a trust fund courtesy of their parents. Boat shoes are usually seen being sported by yuppies and other terrible people. Boston college accounts for the majority of boat shoe sales.
"Dude do you like my new boat shoes?"

"Absolutely not, but while you're at it grab a vineyard vines shirt and go down to city side tavern"
Boat Shoes by Apefart November 17, 2015
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Boats & [Hoes] 

Obviously a boat full of hoes! included in the movie step brothers
Il do you in the bottom while your drinking sangrea, natchos and lemon heads on my dads boat, you wont sink becuase my dick can float! Boats & hoes
Boats & [Hoes] by XlukeX December 16, 2008

Boatshoes Peterson 

Something to call someone when they're being super gay.
Joey: Yo Chad, that guy is a real Boatshoes Peterson!
Chad: Yeah, look at him go!

BoatShoes 

The way people with thick Italian accents say "both of you" or "both of yous."
"boatshoes need to hurry up."
BoatShoes by viciousOT May 15, 2010

Boats & Hoes

white boy riding in a 85' Cadillac De Ville
"Bro did you see them boats & hoes?!"

"Hell yeah! that car is legit!"
Boats & Hoes by white BOI haha March 22, 2009

Boatshots 

When you’re on choppy waters and your boat is flinging you up and down.
Chris: Dang Michael, why is this boat so choppy? It’s hurting my ass.
Michael: Nah, it’s just some Boatshots
Boatshots by frizlet July 28, 2025
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