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boaring
A state of retardation when you are on a phone and cannot spell "boring" correctly. Commonly used by management of Turtle Gang discord server.
boaring by shapeisdumb-dead, 2020 July 18, 2020
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Boaring
Boaring by DEFINITELYnotJUG February 7, 2023
boaring cunt
sitting at home doing work you dont have to, like making up handouts no one will look at, or cuming in your pants when you talk about work.
Colin Thomson is a boaring cunt he gets a hard on when he deals with MPAN mix ups and makes me fall asleep when he talks, get a life Colin you boaring cunt
boaring cunt by Paul B February 7, 2004
tug boating
Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....
tug boating by ohohface247 December 11, 2012
Boring cuntiness
Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.
The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.
The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.
Boring cuntiness by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 16, 2020
Boating accident
If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.
Boating accident by Ave End May 28, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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