Boakley

The act in which you are making out with a fat bitch and you get so aroused you cum all over your pants

Ashton was making out with Aubrey and Boakley-ed all over his underwear

Boakley by CareySchmid February 14, 2024

boakley

When a fat bitch is on top of you and makes you cum in your pants.

Person 1 "Yo, Ashton you hang out with frickes last night"
Person 2 " Yeah bro, that bitch made me boakley"

boakley by BOAKLEYYYYYYY February 26, 2024

Michael Beakley

A crazed lunatic who is high on jelly beans and corn syrup.

Poor Michael Beakley eatin all those jelly beans

Michael Beakley by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

cheddar beakley 

it's exactly what you think. some smarmy douche of a dude who has a polo shirt tucked into white pants, penny loafers, sweater around the neck, and is part of a yacht club... you probably hate this person just by looking at them. think carlton from fresh prince of bel air. saying this to someones face is awesome because they don't know the meaning and you have just massively insulted their dignity.

"hey look at that fucking cheddar beakley" (everyone laughs)

fin.

cheddar beakley by alex the blue dude March 31, 2008

blakley 

A blonde cheerleader who will open a can of whoop ass on you if you mess with her.

Your sister is such a fine Blakley.

blakley by Robert Kavela January 14, 2008

Blakley 

Cheap ass mofos who bring 4 random beers in a backpack to a party.

Yo let's hit up this party down the street, we have 4 beers and a wine cooler grab that backpack lets Blakley that shit.

Blakley by Osbcmf February 22, 2012

Blakley 

This person is amazing, don't forget that. Their the kind of person to not forget if you hurt them. So don't. They're the perfect date to homecoming, because they DEFFINETLY like to dance. If you befriend them, don't fuck it up. Maybe one day you can go put with them on a date. You will never forget them!

Damn there goes blakley... she's sooooo hot.

Blakley by GuessWhoItsRosie September 27, 2018