it's exactly what you think. some smarmy douche of a dude who has a polo shirt tucked into white pants, penny loafers, sweater around the neck, and is part of a yacht club... you probably hate this person just by looking at them. think carlton from fresh prince of bel air. saying this to someones face is awesome because they don't know the meaning and you have just massively insulted their dignity.

"hey look at that fucking cheddar beakley" (everyone laughs)

fin.

cheddar beakley by alex the blue dude March 31, 2008

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blakley

A blonde cheerleader who will open a can of whoop ass on you if you mess with her.

Your sister is such a fine Blakley.

blakley by Robert Kavela January 14, 2008

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Blakley

Cheap ass mofos who bring 4 random beers in a backpack to a party.

Yo let's hit up this party down the street, we have 4 beers and a wine cooler grab that backpack lets Blakley that shit.

Blakley by Osbcmf February 22, 2012

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Blakley

This person is amazing, don't forget that. Their the kind of person to not forget if you hurt them. So don't. They're the perfect date to homecoming, because they DEFFINETLY like to dance. If you befriend them, don't fuck it up. Maybe one day you can go put with them on a date. You will never forget them!

Damn there goes blakley... she's sooooo hot.

Blakley by GuessWhoItsRosie September 27, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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