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A person who does not have funny jokes but always tries his hardest to impress his friends. He is not athletic but still challenges evryone.
“You are such a batalov, that joke wasn’t even funny.”- anyone
“Sorry, but what about this one!”-batalov
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Blatalian 

A male or female that is partly of a black background (whether African, American or Caribbean background) and also partly Italian.
Her father is black but her mother is Italian so that must mean she's a Blatalian.
Blatalian by iix1 June 23, 2011

Jacob Batalon 

He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?
Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?

Students: Jacob batalon

Teacher: correct!
Jacob Batalon by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018

Batalla De Los Tambores 

A unique drum performance often played during a Godsmack concert. Sully Erna and Shannon Larkin will each begin playing a different set of drums in a sort of duel with each other.

They will often include small portions of (modified) classic rock songs from bands such as Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath.
Man I just got back from Godsmack's concert. They played Batalla De Los Tambores and it was awesome!

Bataleon 

Fuckin greatest most epic snowboard company in the world because of their alternative way of making snowboards.
They seperate themselves by their TBT (Triple Base Technology) That means the snowboard is specially shaped to ride better.
The snowboard is not flat but goes a little upside at the ends of the width of the board.

Bataleon is better than sex.
1: Dude you've sick freestyle skills!

2: Yea.. Bataleon FOR THE WIN!
Bataleon by vipeee April 22, 2010

bantalicious 

adjective. Describes any particularly juicy / amusing gossip. Generally used as a complimentary term, in contrast to the more negative bantasgusting.
These stories about Matt and Amy last night are bantalicious! Tell me more!
bantalicious by Dave (I hate God) February 28, 2009