blurgle 

diarrhea; any unpleasant fecal emission

child i just went to the toilet and had terrible blurgle

blurgle by jeff December 26, 2004

Blurgle 

When your girlfriend gargles while giving you a blowjob.

Sally blurgled Tommy, the whole school was talking about it!

Blurgle by Scat Daddy Jenkins November 27, 2012

Slurgle Blurgle 

A Slurgle Burgle is a person who makes out with their toothbrush and date their Anus Cream But smashes their deodorant

Pablo: Hey did you hear about TimmyShortDick hes such a Slurgle Blurgle

TimmyShortDick: *Makes out with toothbrush*

Ramon: Oh yeah! Fucking Slurgle Blurgle

Slurgle Blurgle by Chicken Nugget Furious October 29, 2019

Blurplefy 

The act of taking one's Discord profile picture and changing the colours to be only Blurple, Discord's main colour, and White. (Occasionally Dark Blurple, if necessary)

"Yo, dude, I've just joined Project Blurple. You gonna join as well?"

"Yeah. Isn't that the place where you Blurplefy your image?"

Blurplefy by GamesForDays2 June 10, 2018

blurble 

not being able to correctly pronounce a word

"you need to use non-blurble communication!"

"way to blurble all over that word"

blurble by Katjean October 26, 2011

turd burgle 

(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole

I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.

turd burgle by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015

Blarglesnoffle 

It directly translates to "I don't know what to say"

"I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND"

"blarglesnoffle?"

Blarglesnoffle by blarglesnoffle May 19, 2018