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(n) The ring around your anus.

(v) The act of having a bad day.
(n) ~ Oh baby, lick my blupfer while your doing that!

~ After all those wings, my blupfer really hurt the next morning!

(v) ~ You don't want to end up getting blupfered!
Blupfer by asstastic_01 November 27, 2012
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bluffered 

Flabbergasted, being confused of one's statement
Halley: When I found out who A was on Pretty Little Liars, I was just bluffered.

Bunk 7: I know!!!
bluffered by 4eversproutie503 September 24, 2011

Bluffering 

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.
"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."
Bluffering by cabbagepants December 16, 2007

Bluffer Mcbluffenton 

A characteristic of a poker player who is a cheeky bluffer, and everyone at the table can see through his little antics. This player is typically coined this term and is ridiculed throughout the entire game with no mercy.
The bluffer mcbluffenton couldn’t hide from the wraith of the profiteer, and was then forced by his superiors to be the big blind for the rest of the game.

Bi-Bluffer 

A girl who pretends to be bisexual to gain attention. She has never done more than kiss a girl, but tells everyone she is bisexual for the shock value.
Andy: "didn't you say she was bisexual?"

Matt: "She said she was, even told me some dirty stories! Then I found out she only kissed a girl one time, that broad is a Bi-Bluffer!"

muff bluffer 

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser
muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!
muff bluffer by kermit999 December 15, 2009

status bluffer 

Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.
John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
status bluffer by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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