bluntch

Noun. Pronounced: B-lun-TcH. A blunt smoked at lunch. Blunt and Lunch will now become bluntch. No longer being just a blunt before, after, or during lunch. Its now combined for your satisfaction.
much love
rastaman

-Me and my boys went to bluntch.
-we smoked some robotic chronic at bluntch.
-Today is going to be a nice bluntch.
-Buy me a blunt bluntch.
-Mom were going to bluntch.
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by Benjamin Rastaman March 6, 2008

bluntch

The act of, particularly on a Sunday morning, taking a blunt ride to your brunch spot of choice.

Hey, did you get dutches yesterday? We gotta make sure we're ready for bluntch tomorrow!

by stringbean610 April 28, 2009

Bluntch

to smoke many or (a bunch of) marijuana blunts

We smoked a bluntch before the movie.

by ballingheadhunter420 November 8, 2010

bluntcraft

The Craft of Blunting, also know as Braft Clunting. This is a martial craft of the spiritual arts that has been passed down by dirty Cubans. Bluntcrafting has been practiced world wide for the use of cannabis. These people who are experienced with this craft are know as Nortenos Ganja Wrapcrafters from the East Side, West Side Zone. If you wish to get experienced in this craft, you must hike to the highest mountain. This mountain is really high....like...really, really high. You must go against the Elite 4.20.. By surpassing these 4 and a fifth of an individuals who have mastered the spiritual arts of Bluntcraft, you will have achieved the honor of learning how to make dank ass food while they roll blunts for you because you're too stoned and lazy to learn because it takes time and effort and you don't have the energy for that after climbing up that really fucking high ass mountain. If you choose to take the path of the warrior, you will introduced to the Kush King of the Kush Kingdom. The King will teach you this martial craft. If you some how manage to surpass his expertise, he will crown you as the new "Kush King of the Kush Kingdom". Though this title and crown, is simply just a title and crown, you're really just his bitch who now rolls his blunts for him while he nigga lips all the blunts you roll before you get a hit. RIP in peace.

Guy 1: "I decided to go on a quest to master the spiritual arts of Bluntcraft."
Guy 2: "What?! Then why are you just laying on your couch smoking marijuana?"
Guy 1: "Shut up. I'm trying to climb this fuckin' mountain and I'm not there yet!"

by Thugnasty and Puff McDragon August 16, 2016

blunthead

someone who is a heavy user of marijuana with their mode of smoking being blunts

Tim: Yo dude, those kids are such bluntheads!

Josh: Yeah man, they've been stoned since 5th grade.

by jmd2345 July 26, 2009

pussy blunch

When someone has pussy for breakfast and lunch in the same day.

Bob Hope was know to go on a pussy blunch here and there because he was such a clit titan.
(see "clit titan" for explanation)

by Pipe Line March 13, 2008

Blunthole

1.) A person who is such a jerk that they surpass the rank of 'asshole' and deserve to be called a 'Blunthole.'

2.) Another term for 'taint.'

"Did you eat my last Hot Pocket?"
"Yeah."
"Why you gotta be such a blunthole?"

by hØØt February 5, 2010