bluntcraft

The Craft of Blunting, also know as Braft Clunting. This is a martial craft of the spiritual arts that has been passed down by dirty Cubans. Bluntcrafting has been practiced world wide for the use of cannabis. These people who are experienced with this craft are know as Nortenos Ganja Wrapcrafters from the East Side, West Side Zone. If you wish to get experienced in this craft, you must hike to the highest mountain. This mountain is really high....like...really, really high. You must go against the Elite 4.20.. By surpassing these 4 and a fifth of an individuals who have mastered the spiritual arts of Bluntcraft, you will have achieved the honor of learning how to make dank ass food while they roll blunts for you because you're too stoned and lazy to learn because it takes time and effort and you don't have the energy for that after climbing up that really fucking high ass mountain. If you choose to take the path of the warrior, you will introduced to the Kush King of the Kush Kingdom. The King will teach you this martial craft. If you some how manage to surpass his expertise, he will crown you as the new "Kush King of the Kush Kingdom". Though this title and crown, is simply just a title and crown, you're really just his bitch who now rolls his blunts for him while he nigga lips all the blunts you roll before you get a hit. RIP in peace.

Guy 1: "I decided to go on a quest to master the spiritual arts of Bluntcraft."
Guy 2: "What?! Then why are you just laying on your couch smoking marijuana?"
Guy 1: "Shut up. I'm trying to climb this fuckin' mountain and I'm not there yet!"

bluntcraft by Thugnasty and Puff McDragon August 16, 2016

buttcraft

The subtle art of shaping one's behind through rigorous, routine exercise.

"Have you met Jesstasia?"
"I think so. The girl with a really nice ass?"
"Yeah. She a master of buttcraft."

buttcraft by microjimmy March 1, 2015

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BluntAfterBluntAfterBlunt isn't just a badass username on ifunny, its a lifestyle, anyone who is an og knows this. Any stoner that lives this lifestyle has officially taken the first step to become a cannabisseur such as snoop dogg or Willie nelson.

"Have you met BluntAfterBluntAfterBlunt, he's the realest stoner you will ever meet."
"Yo tonight we're going to smoke blunt after blunt after blunt. Can you hang?"

bluntafterbluntafterblunt by Ya_man_samo August 10, 2018

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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