Blumpoff

A competition held between 2 or more couples to see who gives and receives the best blumpkin. Points are won for large shits and more intense ejaculations.

Good luck at tonight's Blumpoff, I hear Jessica is a seasoned pro.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

blump off

a heated competition to see who gives the best blumpkin. the winner is then crowned as the "blump king" or "blump queen"

dude im having a blump off this weekend, wanna come.

O yeah, but you know im going to be the blump king

by vince mildew January 26, 2009

Blumpff

The sound made by a loose vagina queef.

Dude, that girl's vagina just went blumpff.

by Storytime March 19, 2013

backdoor blumpff

A qweef from the anus caused by too much anal sex; therefore creating a loose asshole where air can not be contained. So during anal sex, after, or just random blumpffs that are unable to be contained.

I had no idea too much anal would cause me to have so many backdoor blumpffs.

by real big deal gennie September 13, 2016