A qweef from the anus caused by too much anal sex; therefore creating a loose asshole where air can not be contained. So during anal sex, after, or just random blumpffs that are unable to be contained.
I had no ideatoo much anal would cause me to have so many backdoor blumpffs.
A competition held between 2 or more couples to see who gives and receives the best blumpkin. Points are won for large shits and more intense ejaculations.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.