Blumpki

A polish woman wraps your dick in cabbage, while you are prepped to drop a deep six shit bomb.... all while suck starting your 2 stroke evenrude.

Stopped out to the produce stand the other day, had a heated conversation that landed me into a blumpki with the sister wife.

by B Tsunami March 13, 2024

English Blumpki

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.

"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."

by Shpoofy August 5, 2021

Blumpkin Pinata

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!

1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"

by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011

Blumpkin Volcano

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.

Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!

by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017

surprise blumpkin

The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob

After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.

by a fatter December 17, 2010

Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

by karnakdave July 28, 2011

Blumpkwich

The act of eating a sandwich, getting a blowjob, and taking a dump all at the same time.

Jesse -"Why weren't you in class"
Rich - "Sorry I was busy getting a blumpkwich"
Jesse - "..."
Rich- "yup"

by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010