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a flick or picture; typically used by floridians
plural: Blukkas
“Yo Dyl, I got a nice fit on; Come take me a blukk!”

“Yo John, send me the blukkas from the wedding zb!”
blukk by yurrrrrck June 14, 2022
Related Words
Blukk Blukka Blukkake Blunk bluck blumkin bluk Blunkett bluke blunkins

Bluckles 

Bloody Knuckles.

Game: 2 Opponents punch each others fists until the knuckles bleed and one opponent surrenders.

Street version of Bloody Knuckles game. Much more hard core.
Yo man Ray Ray and Big Reg about to Bluckle. I got a 100$ bucks on Ray Ray.

I saw Ray Ray give Reggie some nasty Bluckles last week.
Bluckles by Terri Greene November 4, 2011

Upper Dutch Blumkin 

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin
A search engine, like many others, that is inferior to Google.
(friend): Whoah, Blekko is lame.
(me): I know, use Google. Dumbass.
blekko by dbreton November 16, 2010

Bluckism 

A severe, but rare, illness only affecting those with the surname of "Bluck". Sufferers of this illness frequently feel disgusted by the thought of being in a relationship or any form of sexual advances (Often misdiagnosed as just being Asexual). Symptoms of Bluckism usually include but are not limited to; Having a British accent, being considered as "Rich", Taking enjoyment from other individuals pain/suffering, and very rarely, Terminal Halitosis.

One of the main ways to detect Bluckism in an individual is to check if they have a sudden uncontrolled adoration of the game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim". This happens to 99.9%* of people who have contracted Bluckism, and it is one of the most devastating effects, leading to many hours and days being spent in dark bedrooms gaming. This effect is exacerbated once the inflicted person has been exposed to the thousands of mods that have been made for the game, Which inevitably leads to more hours being dumped into the game.

There are no known cures to this ailment as of yet. There is only one known sufferer of this illness so testing is almost impossible, and research is slim to none.

If you are related to anyone currently afflicted with this illness please contact your nearest hospital so testing can be continued. If Bluckism were to mutate and become contagious, It would result in immediate DEFCON-1 level responses from most governments, and a 24/7 quarantine for infected areas.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to James?
Person 2: Oh yeah, He got Bluckism didn't he? Damn, Hope he gets better soon.
Bluckism by 0_Rick_0 November 19, 2020