You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.
The free shirt given to defendants who have never owned an item of apparel that buttons, so that juries will not be prejudiced against them because of their clothes.
Sir Radish, QC: The fuckingexpert witness died. Slap clerk Falwell in a Brixton Bluestripe and tell him he's on double time.