Blue goo
Blue goo by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 1, 2016
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Blue goo beateroo
When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock
I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.
Blue goo beateroo by Bulletnhiney April 21, 2021
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blue gooch
Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.
"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"
blue gooch by GGuthrie February 5, 2018
blue goose
This is the same as a "goose" but instead of using your hand to grab between the butt cheeks, you use any inanimate object near you.
blue goose by BootyPop March 31, 2010
Blue Goosin'
Blue Goosin' by 7aler May 9, 2014
Blue goons
Police, cops, feds etc. Goons meaning idiots or disliked people, and blue from the colour of their uniform and sirens
Blue goons by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005
Blue goose
A stupid fucking short person. Just a person that is short and is fucking stupid. Literally all it means.
Blue goose by The Unknown Thinker March 11, 2022
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