Blue Kiss

noun. The liquid splash from dropping a large turd in a porta potty. The liquid that fills the porta potty is a disinfectant and deodorizer, which contributes to the cleanliness of wiping after taking a crap.

I feel so clean after taking that shit in the porta potty! I got the blue kiss today!

Blue Kiss by Er-Dizzle October 11, 2008

Blue Kiss of Death 

1. When using an outhouse and dropping a solid deuce, the blue outhouse water that shoots back up and splashes in the exposed butthole is known as the Blue Kiss of Death.

"I thought I was done taking a shit, but as I pinched off that last loaf, the blue kiss of death got me. Now my asshole is going to be wet all day long."

Blue Kiss of Death by colon catastrophe July 24, 2009

Blue Collar Kiss

When you bow into someone’s mouth while kissing them.

“I tried to kiss this guy yesterday and he kept blue collar kissing me”

Blue Collar Kiss by SeptemberHans December 6, 2025

kiss of the blue dragon

Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.

Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?

Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.

kiss of the blue dragon by hambone11 December 25, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022