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An expression used after saying/hearing the most diabolical thing or as a filler word. Used to help soothe awkward situations. Also a very funny word.
Person 1: “Bro i just beat my shit for 30 mins to my long distance gf”
Person 2: “Blud i”
Person 1: “Blud i”
blud i by kao November 12, 2023
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who invited my man blud 

The feeling & reaction to someone either being included or trying to include themselves in something that they either have no right to be apart of, or are completely out of place in the situation.
*f1fantwo (imaginary/made/up/gender) Retweeted your reply*

Person 1: "Who invited my man blud?"
Person 2: "Nah this bitch ain't it chief"

Innit blud, one

Meaning:
"right, man?"
or
"true blud"
or
"for real"
or
"ok"

The one means "bye."
That fella is a minga innit blud, one!

what is blud yapping over? 

Used when uncertainty arises over a person’s meaning or object in mind with a statement
Friend 1 to Friend 2:Hey man did you see that new movie with the zombies and the pirates?
*Friend 2 and Friend 3 both look confused*
Friend 3: What is blud yapping over?

What is diddy blud doing on the calculator

Is when you found the answer to 6+7+6+7+41
“ what is diddy blud doing on the calculator”

“ i am trying to find the answer to 6+7+6+7+41”

What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?

A chaotic brainrot anthem that blew up in late 2025 after TikTok got its hands on it. Originally posted by some legend called cassidywahhahh2, the clip turned into a full-on meme because everyone kept singing the stupid lyrics like it was the national anthem.

Features iconic lines such as:
“What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?
What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Estein?”

The lyrics mean absolutely nothing, relying on peak 2024 slang like “blud” and “diddy” to refer to literally anyone acting goofy. Used when someone is acting strangely serious or “mysteriously smart” over something simple, usually involving a phone or calculator.
"He turned on the calculator just to add 30+37 and stared at it for a full minute — What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?"

Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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