When Bill was going on a road trip away from D.C. one day, he was getting a blowrider from Monica throughout the long journey.

Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.

blowrider by Mark H July 5, 2005

Related Words

Blowrhoid • blowrider • blowchode • blowrodding • Blowtoid • boobrhoids • blow chowder • Blow roadkill • blow rod

blowchode

When you give head to a chode ( small fat dick)

Ugh i gavea blowchode lastnight

blowchode by bxrbiexo April 3, 2015

blowrodding

A Sexual Act. When a man ejaculates in another person's mouth and they then spit the ejaculate back into the ejaculator's anus.

Joann: "Have You ever had a good Blowrodding?"
Turner: "Whats a Blowrodding??"
Strong: "SHUT UP MOM!"
Joann: "Your just mad i'm having fun!"

blowrodding by Chris Pence April 14, 2008

boobrhoids

Breast pain before PMS, during (DMS), and/or after (AMS) a woman's menstrual cycle.

Pain, burning, pressure, and even itching are involved - thus the similarity to hemorrhoid pain.

Boobrhoids, you idiot! You want sex, go fondle a fucking pit bull.

boobrhoids by Xweetie September 9, 2010

Blowtoid

The act of giving a blow job after having chewed 4 or more altoids. Air from breath makes a cold/ ice sensation.

My girl gave me a blowtoid last night, it was amazing. The breath from her nose hit my shaft everytime she went up it's better than ice!

Blowtoid by Aytee112 January 4, 2010

Blowrider

A blowjob while in a lowrider. Driver or passenger optional.

I heard Bobby got a blowrider in his Impala.

Blowrider by Endimyone Darkwoods October 29, 2023

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026