Blowpoker

It’s an asshole who just won’t shut up.

Dude you’re such a blowpoker!

by Nboz September 21, 2018

blowjober

Someone who likes to suck penis.

Sheila was a blowjober.

I wanna be a blowjober.

by punrockerasd April 28, 2006

Blowjobery

A boutique inside of another larger establishment serving Blowjobs as a service to men. Similar to the hair salon inside Walmart.

Brittiney: Hey honey, let's go look at the shoes?

Daniel: You go ahead, I'll be at the Blowjobery.

by sizauce bizauce June 11, 2014

Blownoke

Nickname for the hole of nothing located in the most boring state: Roanoke, VA.

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Girl: Hey! You're cute! Where do you live?

Boy: I live in Blownoke. Y'know, Roanoke, Virginia.

Girl: ..... You're face is hideous.

by Kristinamadethis. October 4, 2010

blowdozer

to rape an unwilling victim utilizing an energized hairdyer.

Gatecamp in that setup and you’re going to get blowdozered by first decently setup ship you come across.

by Samirol April 17, 2007

Blooker

Someone with a blog who managed to get their blog posts published into a book. The rock bottom of the author totem pole.

Karen keeps telling people she's a published author, but she fails to mention she's just a blooker.

by Humungous Chungus June 18, 2020

Blompkernickle Bread

Bread or Loaf Commonly found alongside a road , or wide path. Usually the blompkernickle Bread is left behind by the Infamous Tiffany Blom in large diaper like sacks. possibly cloth diapers made at home by her mom.

That was quite the Blompkernickle bread that girl left behind while running.

by Bottachelli November 18, 2009