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blowjober
blowjober by punrockerasd April 28, 2006
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Blowpoker • Blow Poke • blooker • blowdozer • Blompkernickle Bread • blooker20 • bloopover • blowjober • Blowjobery • Blownoke
Blowjobery
A boutique inside of another larger establishment serving Blowjobs as a service to men. Similar to the hair salon inside Walmart.
Blowjobery by sizauce bizauce June 11, 2014
Blownoke
Girl: Hey! You're cute! Where do you live?
Boy: I live in Blownoke. Y'know, Roanoke, Virginia.
Girl: ..... You're face is hideous.
Boy: I live in Blownoke. Y'know, Roanoke, Virginia.
Girl: ..... You're face is hideous.
Blownoke by Kristinamadethis. October 4, 2010
Blooker
Someone with a blog who managed to get their blog posts published into a book. The rock bottom of the author totem pole.
Blooker by Humungous Chungus June 18, 2020
Blompkernickle Bread
Bread or Loaf Commonly found alongside a road , or wide path. Usually the blompkernickle Bread is left behind by the Infamous Tiffany Blom in large diaper like sacks. possibly cloth diapers made at home by her mom.
Blompkernickle Bread by Bottachelli November 18, 2009
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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