Blownoke 

Nickname for the hole of nothing located in the most boring state: Roanoke, VA.

<3

Girl: Hey! You're cute! Where do you live?

Boy: I live in Blownoke. Y'know, Roanoke, Virginia.

Girl: ..... You're face is hideous.

Blownoke by Kristinamadethis. October 4, 2010

Blowpoker 

It’s an asshole who just won’t shut up.

Dude you’re such a blowpoker!

Blowpoker by Nboz September 21, 2018