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Blow2Glow 

Blow2glow is an effective technique which whitens the skin naturally. It treats skin problems, such as freckles, age spots, scars, acne and discolouration related to hormones. It is also an effective anti-aging cream, face mask and peel. It moisturises, detoxifies and hydrates. It tightens pores, brightens pigmentation and reveals a newer looking skin by reducing a pigment called melanin.

Semen is not plant-based. Researchers have proved that a meat eating semen in no meatier than a vegan, therefore it's not vegan-friendly.
TO USE AS A MASK & FACE PEEL
When your partner finishes blowing his load on your face, lay down and rub the semen evenly covering the face and neck. Allow to fully set dry before peeling peeling off to reveal a vibrant younger looking skin.

TO USE AS A LIGHTENING CREAM
Apply a small amount of hydrogen peroxide (usually the size of a five cent coin) all over your face before your partner blows his juice over your face. You may feel slight tingling and the need to itch, ignore the sensations as they are quite normal. Allow 30 minutes for the product to set and then wash it off.

Semen has many benefits and is packed with many nutrients. Not only is it beneficial for women to swallow but it's the ultimate as the best skin care product.
Blow2Glow is the cheapest and most natural way to care for our skin.
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blowgloving 

An act that's sort of like a combination between an inverted rusty trombone and the silent duck.
Fortunately, the wall was glass tile, so there wouldn't be too big a mess to clean up from the blowgloving.

blowglob 

Similar to a blowjob, but ending in a sticky mess of blown out puke, jizz, saliva, or a combo of the three.
That's no blowjob, that's a blowglob.
blowglob by fuckingweirdness May 16, 2014
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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