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blowglob 

Similar to a blowjob, but ending in a sticky mess of blown out puke, jizz, saliva, or a combo of the three.
That's no blowjob, that's a blowglob.
blowglob by fuckingweirdness May 16, 2014
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blowgloving 

An act that's sort of like a combination between an inverted rusty trombone and the silent duck.
Fortunately, the wall was glass tile, so there wouldn't be too big a mess to clean up from the blowgloving.
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Blowslob 

When your getting head and the person is doing it very sloppy drooling hawk spitting and using teeth
Deshaun: A yo you know Buck tooth betty

Curtis: Yea what about her

Deshaun: She gave me a blowslob it actuallly hurt a little she used teeth every now and then

Curtis: awwww blows

Deshaun: Yea Literally
Blowslob by Cee240 November 16, 2009
Similar to a blowjob, but ending in a sticky mess of blown out puke, jizz, saliva, or a combo of the three.
That's no blowjob, that's a blowgob...
blowgob by fuckingweirdness May 16, 2014
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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