Blow drier

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A person who answers phone all day.

This guy works as a customer service and he's a blow drier.

Blow drier by Vanilla12345 October 16, 2008

Words you can keep

North Korean blow drier

When you expose your own feces to another one's hair and dry it down so it gets all crusty and shit.

yeah son ima give you a north korean blow drier

North Korean blow drier by conrpaintsniff February 22, 2011

blow dryer poopie

Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.

I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.

I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.

blow dryer poopie by Gajapidi March 18, 2014

boston blow dryer

when you are getting a blowjob and you jizz on her face then you quickly roll over and fart in her face there fore blow drying the jizz off of her face

jessica felt very ashamed after alex boston blow dryer the jizz off her face

boston blow dryer by derek kelly blow dryer June 8, 2011

St. Louis Blow Dryer

When a person farts into a plastic bag during sexual intercourse, then pops it in the face of there partner.

Baby, I have a garbage bag under the sink. Can you give me a St. Louis Blow dryer

St. Louis Blow Dryer by Danny St. Louis Blow Dryer October 20, 2017

blow dryer

The act of literally blowing air onto a guy's penis, because his stupid girlfriend thinks that's what blowjob means.

"Yo, I heard she gave you a blowjob last night!"
"Yeah, about that... she actually gave me a blow dryer."

blow dryer by Mr. Eko July 24, 2008

Blow-dried cow

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.

"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"

Blow-dried cow by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026