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North Korean blow drier

When you expose your own feces to another one's hair and dry it down so it gets all crusty and shit.
yeah son ima give you a north korean blow drier

blow dryer poopie 

Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.
I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.

I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.
blow dryer poopie by Gajapidi March 18, 2014

boston blow dryer 

when you are getting a blowjob and you jizz on her face then you quickly roll over and fart in her face there fore blow drying the jizz off of her face
jessica felt very ashamed after alex boston blow dryer the jizz off her face

St. Louis Blow Dryer 

When a person farts into a plastic bag during sexual intercourse, then pops it in the face of there partner.
Baby, I have a garbage bag under the sink. Can you give me a St. Louis Blow dryer

blow dryer

The act of literally blowing air onto a guy's penis, because his stupid girlfriend thinks that's what blowjob means.
"Yo, I heard she gave you a blowjob last night!"
"Yeah, about that... she actually gave me a blow dryer."
blow dryer by Mr. Eko July 24, 2008

Blow-dried cow 

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.
"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"
Blow-dried cow by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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