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chinese nose blow 

Chinese nose blow is holding your thumb on one nostril and blowing hard so the snot comes flying out of your other nostril
Sallyboy was hard at his Chinese nose blow all day

hillbilly nose blow 

To blow ones nose without kleenex. This can only be accomplished by plugging one s nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible. Very similar to farmer snort
Alex was outside so he didn't have access to any kleenex. He simply performed a hillbilly nose blow to clean out his nose.
hillbilly nose blow by TTM May 15, 2005

Nose blow job 

The disgusting act of full on sucking on a nose like a popsicle during a make out session.
In the movie Abduction, Lily Collins gave Taylor Lautner a nose blow job during the make out scene on the train.
Nose blow job by Skylar.Spencer October 3, 2011

blow the nose 

He was too busy blowing his nose to hide the window full of porn in time.
blow the nose by Ayre June 1, 2004

blow the nose 

to instult or disrespect
Dude, dont blow the nose on me!
blow the nose by Mighty September 12, 2003

blow his nose 

ejaculate -aka: 'blew' his nose
when he blew his nose, i about drowned

he took forever to blow his nose, but in the meantime, i got off!!
blow his nose by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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