blow the nose

The male version of masturbation
He was too busy blowing his nose to hide the window full of porn in time.
by Ayre June 02, 2004
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pick the nose

The female version of masturbation
It's rare for a girl to admit to picking her nose.
by Ayre June 02, 2004
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