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To obtain a state of mind that often involves the increase of entropy of ones own thought process. Usually due to inhalation of certain herbs or by witnessing a surreal event.
Hey man, do you want to get bloust?
Bloust by rnodoc May 1, 2010
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Blusterfuck 

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.
You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.
Blusterfuck by Fed up September 8, 2018
Related Words
Bloust • BLOUT • blouse • blount • Blouser • Blusterfuck • blost • blousing • blust • blounted

Bpoustis 

a student who is currently on the second year of Epal's computer studies field.
there are rankings among them
1: high tier Bpoustis (knows a bit of python and how networks work overall)
2:meh tier Bpoustis (really bad at programming but manages to pass all of the lessons with 14+)
3:Mhxanologos tier (nobody knows why he went at computer studies,nothing to do with his life probably likes cars thought that computer studies would be easy but he cant do print "hello world")
you are so good at programming are you a Bpoustis?
omg is that a Bpoustis?
Bpoustis by cs540 February 6, 2021
eating a frosty while getting a blowjob
yo man i just got a blowsty it was delicious
blowsty by lawton&jennings January 11, 2011

Gentleman's Blouse 

A Dress shirt, or top of similar style. Used by Patrick Stewart's character Deputy Director Avery Bullock in American Dad.
"Oh no, My Gentleman's Blouse!" -Patrick Stewart as Deputy Director Avery Bullock
A busty trollop who is particularly cheap and tarty looking. Often too loud and attention seeking. Unladylike. Unsophisticated.
1. She's what my old Mother would have described as blousey.

2. Dolly Parton could be described as blousey; in so many ways. And none of them bad.
Blousey by bloodcurdling May 3, 2016

blouse mounds 

A nice pair of tits that raise a chicks clothing.
Joe- Look at Lisa's boobs they're about to pop out

John- She got those blouse mounds
blouse mounds by Yangology94 January 11, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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