Bloturd

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.

Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?

Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?

by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005

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Blotunda

A promiscuous female who weighs more than two times your body weight, and aggressively pursues you in order to meet her sexual desires, despite your attempts to deter her.

Hey man, I’ve been on a drought for the past six months. I think I might have to hit up that Blotunda that we met at the bar last week.

by Definition Maker 12 May 31, 2018

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Bloturd • Blobturd • Blotard • Blotunda • broturday • Bioturd

broturday

Any Saturday spent chilling with your bros drinking beers. Can also include rites of passage, which may or may not entail enhanced interrogation etc. etc.

Adam: Dude what are we gonna do this Saturday?
Dave: We're gonna go get wasted at the bar dawg
Bogdan: I'm down
Dave: It'll be a total broturday

by ZBT4Lyfe May 4, 2012

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Blotard

Bloviating Retard

Keith Olbermann is a Blotard, see:
www.olbermannwatch.com

by Bobby Mc October 12, 2008

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Bioturd

(bi)- O- (turd)
1.) The end result of one's foolishness during sexual intercourse.
2.) To refer to one's offspring.

Forget it dude, she's got a bioturd!
Don't forget to grab the bioturd seat!
John and Mary were so happy to bring their bioturd home from the hospital.

by thatdudewade November 16, 2009

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