Blobturd 

The physical state of a soul

I can see your blobturd

Blobturd by BurntBrownies September 5, 2016

Blobtard 

A person who spends all of his free time trolling, scamming, and producing smear campaigns on social networks against groups and individuals or Cyber Cancer.

Hey Jenny, I left that group on Facebook. The guy that was running it was such a Blobtard.

Blobtard by Selfemployed July 31, 2012

boobturd 

when a drunk ethnic man decides to throw a large clump of sloppy mud directly in the center of a random woman's chest.

Yo, my nigga marcus just tossed a boobturd at that bitch

boobturd by La Tata Cacas April 30, 2011

Bloturd 

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.

Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?

Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?

Bloturd by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005