Bioturd 

(bi)- O- (turd)
1.) The end result of one's foolishness during sexual intercourse.
2.) To refer to one's offspring.

Forget it dude, she's got a bioturd!
Don't forget to grab the bioturd seat!
John and Mary were so happy to bring their bioturd home from the hospital.

Bioturd by thatdudewade November 16, 2009

broturday 

Any Saturday spent chilling with your bros drinking beers. Can also include rites of passage, which may or may not entail enhanced interrogation etc. etc.

Adam: Dude what are we gonna do this Saturday?
Dave: We're gonna go get wasted at the bar dawg
Bogdan: I'm down
Dave: It'll be a total broturday

broturday by ZBT4Lyfe May 4, 2012

BioTard 

A guy / girl who plays WAY to much Bioware games

Man1: Is Gary coming to the party today?

Man2: No, hes been playing Dragon age for 40 hours and it came out this week, What a BioTard!!!!!

BioTard by XxL33tMLGsuperSniperproxX April 5, 2010

Bloturd 

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.

Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?

Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?

Bloturd by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005