blorpo

the feeling of being overstuffed after a holiday meal.

i feel like a blorpo after eating a big christmas dinner.

by gasoli December 28, 2009

Blorpo

Blorpo is when you are a big food consumer, while also being incredibly lazy. Blorpo's are essentially useless.

Oh my god, he is so blorpo. He only ate and slept all day!

by olieoxen March 21, 2025

Blorbo

Originating on Tumblr, the term 'blorbo' refers to a person's favorite or beloved character from any piece of fandom media. Can be synonymous with scrunkly, scrimblo, or eeby deeby.

Daughter: "Oh my god, the blorbos from my show are having such a bad time."
Mother: "Sweetie, I have NO idea what that means."

by jar_of_rocks April 27, 2022

Blorbo

Otherwise known as "Blorbo from my shows" is tumblr slang for your favourite character, along othef terms like scrimblo bimblo, eeby deeby, skrunkly etc.

Oh my God have you watched supernatural yet??? Dean is SO my Blorbo 💕

by Televisiophobic February 26, 2022

Blowpology

The only sincere apology. When you fuck up and say sorry, your man has to guess if you are being sincere. But a blowjob apology solves that problem. The blowpology replaces "I'm sorry" adds sincerity and added comfort.

Jim:: “Dewd she was a real bitch to you last night!! I can’t believe she did that did she at least say ‘sorry’”
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"

by Lascivious May 27, 2014

Blorphans

A way to get rid of over population by putting all orphans in a blimp like zeplin and let then live in the blimp with only 30 packets of ramen noodles most may have to cannibalize to survive. The blimp will have 4 factions including beef, chicken, pork, and roast chicken each faction has 5 packets of ramen noodles guarded by the faction leaders which will most likely be around the age of 16 to 20 however all of the orphans will be no older than 9 so if they want to eat and get the ramen noodles they will have to work together to create an army(which will most likely not be enough anyway) and the rest of the ramen packets are scattered around the blimp. The size of the blimp would be about the size of a superbowl stadium/ football stadium. Each faction leader has a second phase to a fight in which they are not allowed to use unless they are in a dire situation and about to lose to the blorphans(blimp orphans) an example of this is the beef faction leader whose second phase is to pull out to sturdy metal pipes and start using spinning attacks on said orphans. That is the braindead definition of blorphans I may post more idk yet and I also haven't spoke of sporphans yet either which will be an amazing definition to talk about

Hey chicken faction leader the blorphans have decided to band together and try to take down the beef faction and yours, do you want to team together and whoop some blorphan ass?

by .65% shaggy power March 28, 2019

blörö

Traditional Finnish breakfast consisted in a hot coffee, 1 shot of vodka and 1 cigarette

Every time I visit Finland I take a blörö for breakfast

by Javier_valenzuelav February 19, 2021