bloofer

a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'

"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)

by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009

Bloofer

When a woman’s queef can’t escape her pussy and is forced into a man’s dick hole.

My friend Daniel’s dick was so swollen after getting a long bloofer from his Girlfirend.

by BLOOFER9000 May 13, 2022

Bloofer

A Fat Blunt

I'm gonna smoke me a bloofer.

by Dil_S3V4 October 26, 2017