blooger

a bloody booger, atrociously picked by by persons with little regard for hygiene or interpersonal communication

"You meet the new programmer?"

"Nope, I refuse to shake the hand of any person who can mine a blooger of such scale out of his nostrils."

by Te Nyenhuis October 30, 2008

blooger

A bloody booger. A combination of dirt, dust, toxicants and pollutants which have attached to the inner wall of the nasal passage for so long that when plucked from the nose it comes out soaked in blood.

Dude - did you see the size of that blooger he stuck to the bottom of the conference room table?

by Mongo Nucleosis September 28, 2008

blooger

The author of a particularly petty, hostile web log, i.e.,

A Snotty Blogger.

I just read that emo kid's blog. He's such a blooger!

by Noah Srittany-Tyet May 29, 2009

blooger

A booger, but the hard kind, not the slimy kind

That ugly guy keeps digging for bloogers in his nose and eating them

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003

Shirt Booger

noun
1. Phenomenon when, after blowing your nose into a tissue, you sense the distinct feeling of the booger dislodging from nose but fail to find the booger in the tissue. Then, after some passage of time, the booger is discovered on a part of your shirt that seems physically impossible.
2. Rarer phenomenon when the booger winds up on another individuals shirt due to proximity when blowing the nose.
3. A person who regularly displays boogers on their shirt as described in #1.

Business Meeting
Johnson: My sales numbers this quarter surpassed budget again!
Boss: Johnson, what in the heck is that on your shirt collar?
Johnson: Huh? Aha, that's where he landed! It's just my shirt booger.
Boss: Ok, but what about the one on your shirtsleeve? Is that another shirt booger?
Johnson: Yeah...
Boss: Johnson, your booger surpassed the tissue again, you're such a shirt booger!

by drizzle roach June 5, 2013

Booger Bandit

One whom secretly flicks boogers on public urinal walls right in front of the urinal. Also the metal doors right in front of the public toilet, the toilet walls leave for complete stealth and privacy, but the urinal is a first choice as more people will be exposed the booger(s). This is not limited to males, females will usually do this to get back at their friends, thus mostly doing this in a private home bathroom. There is a code amongst the Booger Bandit elite-'Never cover up another Bandits handiwork, only improve on the motherfucker with a perfectly placed booger.'

Whilst taking a shit at work, Mark peered straight ahead and noticed that the office Booger Bandit was in fine form that morning having covered the toiled door with a red and green booger. He was disgusted, yet curiously aroused by the mystique and dedication of the Booger Bandit.

by Rimjob Ninja March 7, 2011

Booger casserole

Food so disgusting, not even animals will eat it.

Eww! I wouldn’t feed this booger casserole to a dog. I don’t hate dogs.

by zimmygirl777 June 7, 2023