BloodPact
Whenever you're going down on a woman whilst on her period and you spontaneously get a nosebleed and she ejaculates simultaneously and both your blood droplets meet.
BloodPact by NoseyBleeder541 August 25, 2026
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Bloodbath
1. Typically refers to a situation in which many people are killed in a violent and extreme manner.
2. Also refers to a situation that does not involve extreme violence but involves the absolute dominance by one thing over another.
3. Death by bleeding within a bathtub.
4. In financial terms: refers to an investment resulting in massive and unexpected loss.
2. Also refers to a situation that does not involve extreme violence but involves the absolute dominance by one thing over another.
3. Death by bleeding within a bathtub.
4. In financial terms: refers to an investment resulting in massive and unexpected loss.
1. Not many people were killed in the Boston Massacre, but it was still a bloodbath.
2. Although the Broncos expected to be competitive in Super Bowl 48, the Seahawks quickly turned it into a bloodbath.
3. On July 13, 1793 Jean-Paul Marat slumped into his bathtub after being stabbed -- a literal and figurative bloodbath. The assailant claimed that she was preventing an even bigger bloodbath but was guillotined anyway.
4. I thought that putting my entire life savings into Lehman Brothers in 2007 would allow me to retire sooner than everyone else. Instead, it was a bloodbath.
2. Although the Broncos expected to be competitive in Super Bowl 48, the Seahawks quickly turned it into a bloodbath.
3. On July 13, 1793 Jean-Paul Marat slumped into his bathtub after being stabbed -- a literal and figurative bloodbath. The assailant claimed that she was preventing an even bigger bloodbath but was guillotined anyway.
4. I thought that putting my entire life savings into Lehman Brothers in 2007 would allow me to retire sooner than everyone else. Instead, it was a bloodbath.
Bloodbath by Supreme Court Justice Scalia July 21, 2014
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bloodfart
The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.
Bloodfart
Bloodfart by The real J.C March 13, 2015
Blood Pact
A very serious and legally binding pact between two or more parties in which blood from each party is placed onto the bottom of the pact next to the signature of each of the parties involved. Amendments to the pact cannot happen without the presence of all former parties present.
Blood Pact by Dustin Ensign April 29, 2008
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Bloodfart by Steven Goatgaggle March 24, 2013
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