(blog . sona) n; -noun.
the persona or digital personality that a blogger shows their audience / readers. This is not generally a falsehood or a lie, but more of a focus on a certain part of the blogger's personality. Some bloggers can be dishonest and have a total difference of personality, but that is different than accenting or framing a certain type of personality trait of the blogger through their writing. One's blogsona is the sides of the blogger's personality that they would like their readers / viewers to see, recognize, and connect with or be entertained by. Good examples are often of movie and restaurant critics, gossip / celebrity / style bloggers, or how-to or instructional bloggers.
Yeah, electronicoffee is totally bitchy sometimes in his reviews, but trust me- that's just his blogsona.
MrEd86 is way less spazzy in real life than his blogsona would make you think.
Blogurt was an indie band that was not cool before it was cool to be not cool. It was an unlikely convergence of satirical, politically bent lyrics, funkified bass, rumpus-inducing pink electric guitar, grouchily lilting garage bassoon, and corn-fed drums.
A sham. An object or action that is inappropriate. Something that doesn't function properly or live up to guarantees. It's a lemon. It causes disappointment, befuddlement, or anger. It's something that just isn't what it should be.
My date last night was a total bogus jiggy--the guy looked nothing like the pic in his online dating profile!
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.