Bloatfish

a fat fish that lives deep in the bowels of an obese guy and hibernates to create a bigger version of himself to create a bloated person that can wade around the streets of New York

Bloat Mania

by Uncle Bert February 12, 2004

norwiegan bloatfish

When a woman while giving oral sex bites the males penis

dude!, my girlfriend gave me a norwiegan bloatfish late night it still hurts!

by ThEhory September 6, 2010

Jersey Shore Blowfish

Is when you blow air into someones asshole like blowing up a balloon.

i put my face in this chicks ass and gave her a jersey shore blowfish.

by tbagmartin March 28, 2010

salty blowfish

The salty blowfish is a sexual act a man performs on a woman. In this sexual act once a man ejaculates in a woman, he goes down on her to suck his sperm out of her so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH" Scott A. Hall. New London, Ohio

Would you love me if I performed the salty blowfish on you?

by KRACKEDBACKKID May 29, 2019

Blobfishism

A new religion created by a select few who felt Bob the Blobfish speak to them. They worship him daily and are very fond of all blobfish

Mercy: My religion is Blobfishism.
Chip: What is that?
Mercy: It's a religion where you worship a blobfish from some show called Octonauts or something.

by Mercy#0193 September 23, 2019

Chocolate Blowfish

Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.

"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"

by Raging Erections October 10, 2009

blobfish

a fucking amazing creature that was made for me

wow a blobfish is amazing

by chickenblobfish April 24, 2019