Bloatfish
a fat fish that lives deep in the bowels of an obese guy and hibernates to create a bigger version of himself to create a bloated person that can wade around the streets of New York
Bloatfish by Uncle Bert February 12, 2004
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norwiegan bloatfish
norwiegan bloatfish by ThEhory September 6, 2010
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salty blowfish
The salty blowfish is a sexual act a man performs on a woman. In this sexual act once a man ejaculates in a woman, he goes down on her to suck his sperm out of her so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH" Scott A. Hall. New London, Ohio
salty blowfish by KRACKEDBACKKID May 29, 2019
Blobfishism
A new religion created by a select few who felt Bob the Blobfish speak to them. They worship him daily and are very fond of all blobfish
Mercy: My religion is Blobfishism.
Chip: What is that?
Mercy: It's a religion where you worship a blobfish from some show called Octonauts or something.
Chip: What is that?
Mercy: It's a religion where you worship a blobfish from some show called Octonauts or something.
Blobfishism by Mercy#0193 September 23, 2019
Chocolate Blowfish
Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.
"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"
Chocolate Blowfish by Raging Erections October 10, 2009
blobfish
blobfish by chickenblobfish April 24, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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