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Biznatch
Biznatch by Illuminutti March 3, 2015
Biznatchos
Dude1: Damn these are good nachos, u made them?
Dude2: mah biznatch sister made them
Dude1: nice, got any cheez for these biznatchos?
Dude2: mah biznatch sister made them
Dude1: nice, got any cheez for these biznatchos?
Biznatchos by Max86 April 22, 2010
Biznatch
Biznatch by finger fan club June 22, 2022
bizznatch
Duh its the totally pimped out gangstariffic form of bitch that is incomparable. It can be used in a threatening, sexual, loving, friendly, derogatory, and etcetera, way.
Threatening: DAMN BIZZNATCH I'MA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS FOO'!
Sexual: A) Yep.. that bizznatch needs to get in my pants and start gettin nnaaassssty.
B)When applied after the loving example: Lets have some little bizznatchs together and we can name them "bizz," "fucking," and "natch"
Loving: Aw, your such a cute little bizznatch.
Friendly: Hey bizznatch thanks fo' the hos last night, yous a great friend. Yep, fo sho.
Derogatory: Billy-That little fucking bizznatch couldn't even get my penorz up, what a dyke mofo douche!
Frank- Dude, you refer to your penis as a penorz? What a faggoty bizznatch you are!
Etc. usage: Muddafucka bizznatchbikkadickadamabbdaOHSHITSON
Sexual: A) Yep.. that bizznatch needs to get in my pants and start gettin nnaaassssty.
B)When applied after the loving example: Lets have some little bizznatchs together and we can name them "bizz," "fucking," and "natch"
Loving: Aw, your such a cute little bizznatch.
Friendly: Hey bizznatch thanks fo' the hos last night, yous a great friend. Yep, fo sho.
Derogatory: Billy-That little fucking bizznatch couldn't even get my penorz up, what a dyke mofo douche!
Frank- Dude, you refer to your penis as a penorz? What a faggoty bizznatch you are!
Etc. usage: Muddafucka bizznatchbikkadickadamabbdaOHSHITSON
bizznatch by Thepersonwhoknowstheactualmeaningofbizznatch July 26, 2006
bizatch
A curroption of "bitch," meant to be a new idiom of the English language meaning the same thing as "bitch" in the derogatory sense, but a little more friendly.
Man: Damn bizatch, get the fuck out my way!
Woman: Hey nigga!...at least you didn't call me a bitch, or I would have had to slap you just for livin'.
Woman: Hey nigga!...at least you didn't call me a bitch, or I would have had to slap you just for livin'.
bizatch by C-Mac Spank Dizzle January 21, 2004
Biznatch
Normal English - Bitch
Retard English - Biznatch
French - Biznoiche
Italian - Biznachissimo
Spanish - Biznachio
German - Biznachen
Japan - Biznakamura
Russian - Biznadetz
Gujarati - Biznander
Saudi Arabia - Al Bin Makhtoum Mohammed Mohammed Abdul Ahmed Khan Bizladen Hussein
Eygpt - Boutros Boutrous Biznoutros
Irish - O'Biznatch
Scotland - McBiznatch
Azerbaijan - Bizofoshiznatch
Search Engine: Biznoogle
As an element - Biznatchium (Chemical Symbol) Bz
Retard English - Biznatch
French - Biznoiche
Italian - Biznachissimo
Spanish - Biznachio
German - Biznachen
Japan - Biznakamura
Russian - Biznadetz
Gujarati - Biznander
Saudi Arabia - Al Bin Makhtoum Mohammed Mohammed Abdul Ahmed Khan Bizladen Hussein
Eygpt - Boutros Boutrous Biznoutros
Irish - O'Biznatch
Scotland - McBiznatch
Azerbaijan - Bizofoshiznatch
Search Engine: Biznoogle
As an element - Biznatchium (Chemical Symbol) Bz
Normal English: You Sir, are a bitch.
Retard English: You am these biznatch.
French: Est-ce que vouz savez que vouz etes une biznoiche.
Italian: L'opera aveva luogo biznachissimo
Spanish: Cuando estamos en la fiesta, queiro gritar biznachio.
German: Du bist eine grosse bizachen.
Japanese: の夫人、雌犬である
Russian: Ti bliad' biznadetz!
Gujarati: Jaldi, Jaldi, Biznander
Arabic: أنا العاهرة
Egypt: أنا Boutros Boutros العاهرة
Irish: Poch ma hon O'Biznatch
Scotland: Fàilte, Ceud mìle fàilte McBiznatch
Azerbaijan: xoş, üræyæyatan Bizofoshiznatch.
Retard English: You am these biznatch.
French: Est-ce que vouz savez que vouz etes une biznoiche.
Italian: L'opera aveva luogo biznachissimo
Spanish: Cuando estamos en la fiesta, queiro gritar biznachio.
German: Du bist eine grosse bizachen.
Japanese: の夫人、雌犬である
Russian: Ti bliad' biznadetz!
Gujarati: Jaldi, Jaldi, Biznander
Arabic: أنا العاهرة
Egypt: أنا Boutros Boutros العاهرة
Irish: Poch ma hon O'Biznatch
Scotland: Fàilte, Ceud mìle fàilte McBiznatch
Azerbaijan: xoş, üræyæyatan Bizofoshiznatch.
Biznatch by GlobalBiznatch August 16, 2009
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