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Blith Statement 

The type excuse you make to ditch your friends for someone else whether it be others friends or your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Guy 1: Dang man why'd you cancel the plans for yesterday.

Guy2: I had other things to do at home.

Guy 1: Yeah right, sounds like a Blith Statement.
Blith Statement by KLTL16 December 29, 2020
BLITCH (n)(gender neutral): A Black Witch (Conjurer/Rootworker/Hoodoosaint) using knowledge of African thought, African/Afrodiasporic spiritual practice, Divination, Ancestral veneration, and African healing modalities to heal and fortify themselves, their elders, their peers, and the next generation of children to be.

The phrase was coined by Daizy Latifah of The AfroMystic.com, due to the co-opting of Black religious traditions by colonizers and cultural appropriators.
I don't know what all them basic witches are doing over there with that sage and that crystal wand, but THESE BLITCHES OVER HERE? They know their shit!

"#BLITCH!!!"
BLITCH by TheAfroMystic November 6, 2018

Amity Blight 

Person 1:Who’s Amity Blight?
Person 2:A gay mess
Amity Blight by Thegayperson69 October 23, 2020

Blaithin 

Blaithin is literally the most amazing person ever. You can try, but you won’t ever meet anyone quite as good as her. She is kind, caring, compassionate, sweet, loving, thoughtful, loyal, and has many more wonderful qualities. Bláithín is so strong and can get through anything. She is friends with practically everyone, and she can mingle and fit in to any crowd. She is so generous and would do whatever it takes to make her friends happy. Bláithín had the face of an angel. It is so beautiful you’d think it was specially carved by the most talented artist. And her eyes are the most precious things imaginable. Like crystals. Usually green-ish and beautiful. Easy to fall for. She loves exercise, adventure, horror movies, Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, and of course Netflix. She has watched everything on there. Everything. She can be quite stubborn and slightly moody at times, but she’s only standing up for what she believes or standing up for a friend. She always supports the greater good. She is the best of fun. With her beautiful face, voice of an angel, lovable personality, you would fall in love instantly. We love you Bláithín
Omg look its Blaithin!
Blaithin by RIPJughead;) June 21, 2018

Blintharking 

Blintharking is an extreme sexual act. It begins with the act of shoving a Bibidi up a girl's ass while jerking off their Babidis. Once the Babidi has achieved complete release and the Bibidi has been absorbed into the mucus membrane, using one's stomach bumblebees, the female's pubic region is repeatedly stung until it swells up. The final part of the process is fucking the girl right in her vaginal canal will such force that her pussy is eradicated at a subatomic level. The female will either die or become sterile afterwards. Blinthark the Eradicator was the creator of this technique.
"I was just on my way to gay summer camp when I decided to take a break and proceed with blintharking your mom."
Blintharking by Feridon Hamidi February 28, 2019

bithead1000 

When you watch a bithead1000 video on youtube.. You are watching the greatest video game show in the history of human civilization.... WITH A 4K FACE!!!!!
Bithead1000 has the best youtube channel
bithead1000 by Twanbiz January 18, 2019