Bliss Blanket 

A blanket where sexual activity happens in it. Bliss Blankets are often useful to conceal manual stimulation while on airplanes, at holiday gatherings, during funerals, at restaurants, inside movie theaters and at parks to name a few.

I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa Pete, how was the service? How was the service? We brought the bliss blanket and my eyes rolled back in my head!

Bliss Blanket by Orekansas March 28, 2022

Bliss Blanket Multiplier 

For the sexually enlightened couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Multiplier. All the listed uses of the Bliss Blanket are in bounds but with clothing optional. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket and engage in sexual activity. The Bliss Blanket Multiplier requires that the number of orgasms be at least 1 greater than the number of participants in the blanket.

Don't stop, one more and we'll join the Bliss Blanket Multiplier Club

Bliss Blanket Multiplier by Orekansas March 28, 2022

Bliss Blanket Blackout

For the sexually advanced couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Blackout. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket, engaging in an unlimited range of sexual activity. There is no reliable way to count the number of orgasms, since it's not clear where one ends and the other begins. The participants loose all sense of space and time while they're engaged in a Bliss Blanket Blackout. See also Bliss Blanket and Bliss Blanket Multiplier.

What day is it? Tuesday why? Damn I thought it was Sunday, just came out of a Bliss Blanket Blackout

Bliss Blanket Blackout by Orekansas March 28, 2022

Blanket Bless You 

A Blanket Bless You is given to a person who is constantly sneezing - and covers the entire day, so that you don't have to keep saying "bless you" every twenty-seven seconds.

My mom suffers from seasonal allergies, and, yesterday, she was sneezing so much I finally issued a Blanket Bless You.

Blanket Bless You by Kalisiin April 25, 2014