Blinkton

a fucking dumb kebab muncher who is so ass at being admin

that mother fucker blinkton eating good

by kencarson17 July 30, 2025

blinton

Blinton is someone who makes you feel comfortable with. Very friendly in nature and is humourous. You can always trust. Sometimes may hurt you but not intentionally. Is someone that anyone would like to spend time with. Trys to keep the relationship from being broken. Loves himself more than anyone but will not betray friends. he can turn strangers into friends with his jollyness. Always makes time for friends.

Blinton is simply lovable ❤️ and a friend u can turn to when u feel alone

by Zelda29 July 2, 2019

blankton

Blossoming
Lover of beauty
Audatious
Naughty
Kindness
Teach
Optimist
Nurture

Blanktons journey was abundant like promised after sexual abuse starting at 3yrs old plaques her life. Rejected because of her beauty and a soul that matched,her shine was hated by many low vibing humans even rejected by her family,never nurtured or knowing love sacrificed by the two people she loved most she did find love she learned to love herself . The Divine,Angels,Spirit showed her love when she needed it most.she was forever grateful to the Universe for saving her comforting her and aligning herewith a Soul Mate who would show her true love.

by Blanktonsos March 2, 2023

Blingtonium

A material that can't be touched due to its awesome amount of bling.

The Yamaha Raptor 700R will never touch the Suzki LTR 450 due to its high level of blingtonium.

by Brandons moms lover. April 4, 2011

chill blinton

The most legendary walk the earth. Has a massive cock from 12 to 99 feet. Is the smartest and sweetest man alive. Was killed by 2 eagles fucking on a rihno driving a jet ski on fire on land

That nigger is a real Chill Blinton

by Beanerboi69420esketit May 31, 2018

blingtone

Just like vinyl, tapes and CDs, the sounds of ringing cell phones will now translate into awards for sales of 500,000, 1 million and beyond. A Blingtone is a ringtone that has sold more than 1 million units.

his blingtone has made him over 1 million dollars

by chadlamo October 7, 2007

BLINKRONICITY

noun
When the turn signal of another vehicle blinks in-time with your urn signal, the song on your radio or your windshield wipers. A form of quantum entanglement.

"That turn signal is blinking in time with the song! BLINKRONICITY has been achieved! My car is a disco!"

by based worker January 27, 2024