blinton

Blinton is someone who makes you feel comfortable with. Very friendly in nature and is humourous. You can always trust. Sometimes may hurt you but not intentionally. Is someone that anyone would like to spend time with. Trys to keep the relationship from being broken. Loves himself more than anyone but will not betray friends. he can turn strangers into friends with his jollyness. Always makes time for friends.

Blinton is simply lovable ❤️ and a friend u can turn to when u feel alone

blinton by Zelda29 July 2, 2019

Blinton

The art of getting a blow job and having someone ash a cigar on your head at the same time.

Example 1: Monica Lewinsky couldn’t get the smell of swisher sweets out of her hair for 2 weeks after the Blinton.

Example 2: After Rochambeauing, the Don told Bubba to watch the floof, don’t Blinton.

Blinton by Mdes November 20, 2025

chill blinton 

The most legendary walk the earth. Has a massive cock from 12 to 99 feet. Is the smartest and sweetest man alive. Was killed by 2 eagles fucking on a rihno driving a jet ski on fire on land

That nigger is a real Chill Blinton

chill blinton by Beanerboi69420esketit May 31, 2018

Chill Blinton 

When you get a blowie under the Oval office desk

"Did you hear about President Clinton getting a Chill Blinton in the White House?"

Chill Blinton by Chillblintonlover69 January 29, 2021

Brinton 

A man's name, also girl's apparently. Brinton is not a well known name. Brinton is a respectable man with great attributes and low respect for those who suck in life. Brinton is usually successful at everything he does at life and can hold a happy relationship at a young age unlike the rest of the human population. He can sweet talk a girl just by looking at her but when he actually talks to a girl she'll melt. Brinton is not the normal hormonal teenager, he has a real heart.

Brinton won our game of 2 on 2 again..can't he just lose?

Brinton by littlepurpleguy9 August 6, 2011

Bluntonics 

The Art of forming or rolling blunts to fit your way of rolling=]

"Your blunt has a inch pinch on the end", "Your blunt ends in a skimped closed end", "My blunt is fat at the end burns slow an hits like a champ", This is Bluntonics

Bluntonics by Shadowking1943 April 25, 2011

Loren Brinton 

Drummer for a rocket to the moon. Has only one facial expression: :D
likes skateboarding and wooden watches

Random Pedestrian: What the fuck is that on your arm?

Loren Brinton: A WATCH! :D

Loren Brinton by woodywatchpecker May 9, 2009